April 2009
1 post
14/420
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Hot Pocket
Today at 11:15pm
lol ok so you know what i realized w/twitter…everyone always says “but why would I care about what someone else was doing?” but like you ARE supposed care/ask your friend or family member what they did that day so essentially twitter does make sense. it’s just a tool that eliminates the need to ask that question at the end of...
June 2008
13 posts
13/420
I always feel bad upon receiving the third or fourth voicemail from a close friend asking me to call them back. It’s like, the more time that goes by, the more you have to talk about, and then the less you actually feel like talking. Besides, having to comb your recent past and recall the things that have happened to you, and then verbalize them in a terse and practically emotionless manner...
12/420
While showering high I realized that my sense of independence was somewhat of an illusion. I had considered myself to be an individual who values and practices self-reliance — I worked to pay my bills; I didn’t call my parents to schedule my hair appointments; I could fry an egg without burning it; etc. But then I thought back to a recent conversation/semi-argument I had while I was...
11/420
If every person who has ever seen a Mike Myers movie was personally (and rightfully) refunded the ticket amount, we would all be richer and happier.
10/420
So we were watching “My Life on the D List With Kathy Griffin” and somehow Hot Pocket and I started talking about Pizza Bites. It struck us that whoever invented and manufactures Pizza Bites really doesn’t like stoners. I mean, it’s essentially a munchie food, since it’s a bite-sized, high calorie pastry with pizza inside. BUT. Whenever you take them out of the...
9/420
The other night I was on the roof of my friend Sam’s apartment building and we got into a really intense conversation about Gawker, even going so far as to comment on the commenters, and on the odd fights (Gawker vs. Jezebel, Gawker vs. Keith Gessen/n+1, Gawker vs. Julia Allison) and I realized that Gawker is like a more intellectual version of that weird internet game Second Life. You...
8/420
I completely zoned out of what I thought at the time was a documentary on the 20s after Mary Jane commented on how we were headed to another depression. I imagined what society would like look today with a quarter of the people out of work and the majority struggling to make ends meet. I realized how the current materialistic culture would be unable to survive — marking the end of...
7/420
The gym is such a sexually repressed institution. All the guys on the bikes stare at the girls’ asses on the treadmill. If the gym is, in fact, “one big circle jerk where no one cums,” why don’t we start a naked gym? Everyone would have to be naked but for running sneakers. And maybe you would have to be under 25.
-Mary Jane
6/420
I just got finished watching this video and it struck me that babies and high people are so alike! That’s why watching kid’s shows when you’re stoned is so much fun and visually stimulating. And why food tastes so good - babies love food! And naps.
-Mary Jane
5/420
Last night I went to an n+1 magazine panel discussion and afterwards I got stoned and started thinking about the young literary set in New York. All of these kids hated high school and came to New York in search of creativity and artistic inspiration and a place where they could express their individuality - not only through their writing - but also through their clothes, ideas and the people they...
4/420
Last night I was watching that new awful MTV show “The Search For Elle Woods,” and when one of the girls got kicked off they ran a montage of pictures showing her in various stages of emotion. It struck me that they do this for every contestant who gets kicked off a reality show. It’s like a graphic obituary. We are mourning their death, because once they’re off the show,...
3/420
Life is a lot like a prepackaged DVD set — especially the college years. Freshman year can be equated to Season 1, where all the wild stuff happens that draws people into the show: lots of regretful sex and unnecessary alcohol induced vomiting and people you always knew were gay finally admitting that they’re gay. Sophomore year is Season 2: things are a little more tame, you slide...
2/420
My friends and I usually find ourselves in front of the television after a smoke sesh. We’ve been watching a lot of documentaries lately, which has got this hot pocket asking herself why day after day she is stoned instead of making a difference.
I care about the large number of uninformed teens who are contracting STIs, the crowded New York streets, and the boys who are forced to have sex...
1/420
What if there were alchohol delivery services for underage kids like there are for weed and stoners?
- Hot Pocket