10/420
So we were watching “My Life on the D List With Kathy Griffin” and somehow Hot Pocket and I started talking about Pizza Bites. It struck us that whoever invented and manufactures Pizza Bites really doesn’t like stoners. I mean, it’s essentially a munchie food, since it’s a bite-sized, high calorie pastry with pizza inside. BUT. Whenever you take them out of the microwave, the outsides are warm to the touch, but the insides are like molten lava. You pop that Pizza Bite with your tooth and all of the hot sauce pours out onto your tongue, making the entire experience too painful to be enjoyed thereafter. Someone should make Pizza Bites that cook at the same temperature on the outside and inside.
-Mary Jane
